You know when you just have to do it?

Posted on March 29, 2012 by Tora JD

So we bought ice cream..and chips..and chocolate..and coke. I love Kinder it’s so delicious I could eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day!

Today at work I wanted to see if I could squeeze my hand in between the doorhandle and the door. You know when you try on a ring and you can feel it’s a little too tight but you could get it on and you just have to do it? Or when you press your knee in between the banister simply to see if you could get your kneecap through? Well this was one of those times and I pressed it through and it hurt like damn. Then because of my watch I couldn’t pull the hand up and my hand was too tightly pressed against the door to remove the watch. At first of course I didn’t want to tell my coworkers cause let’s face it that would be fucking embarrassing! Finally they all started looking at me wondering why I all of a sudden was glued to the door so I had to tell them and they all tried to get me loose but we couldn’t get the watch off and we couldn’t pull my hand up. People around us started to notice and I just wanted to hide (could have hidden behind the door).

Finally they got me loose but it hurt a lot!

GB! <3 T

Housewife issues

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Tora JD

Today I encountered a problem when trying to be clever and effective. I thought my laptop could use a cleaning so I took out the vacuum cleaner and began vacuuming the computer. Then I heard a cracking noise and saw one of the keys fly off the keyboard and in to the roaring vauum cleaner. My brother said I could just take the dustbag och, pull out the inside and find it and so I sat down on my balcony (he wouldn’t let me do it indoors as I was going to) after five minutes of struggling to get the damn dustbag out and started digging. That was just disgusting..I was in shock when I realised how many candy wrappers we’d emptied AND HOW MUCH HAIR I MUST HAVE!

DISGUSTING and traumatizing. So I interrupted my mission thinking I don’t use that damn key anyway. Then I couldn’t get the dustbag in properly and I didn’t dare ask my brother cause he already thinks I’m hopeless in situations like these.

So my computer is now officially handicapped. I think it gives it a rough, bad boy look!

GB! <3 T

Traumatized for life

Posted on March 20, 2012 by Tora JD

My day started off not very good. I was at my doctor’s and she said we had to run some tests and so I HAD to give blood samples. You who know me well know that my biggest fears in life are needles and blood. Blood samples being a combination. If I fall and hurt my toe and it bleeds a little, I faint. If someone places a shot in the same room as I’m in, I go crazy, panic…and faint.

I made them do it with the needle they use for small children, so it’s not so thick. Not that it makes any difference I freaked out and started crying, panicking and called my father who thought something terrible had happened!

I’m proud of myself for doing it though, and I was all alone!

GB! <3 T

???

Posted on March 11, 2012 by Tora JD

I think Yacine is in love with me, don’t you?

GB! <3 T

Like a Swede

Posted on March 10, 2012 by Tora JD

A very special kind of people :)

I woke up at 7am this morning and went for a one hour run – felt great running outside. My gym hadn’t opened yet but I still wanted to work out. Now I’m at work, working all weekend:(

So I had a very unadvanced Friday, went to bed at 11pm. What did you guys do? I’m sure you had more fun than I did:)

GB! <3 T

I want to throw birds up in the sky too!

Posted on March 10, 2012 by Tora JD

Yesterday morning at 6am a noise woke us all up. Screams and a banging noise. Axel assumed it was Elsa and told her to stop whatever she was doing but Elsa was too awaken by this noise. The sounds came from our balcony and Axel opened the door..

..to see there were two big birds that had been attracted to a piece of bread out on the balcony and now, after their feast, couldn’t take off. Our balcony is surrounded by glass and the two dumb birds kept throwing themselves into the glass head first, screaming trying to get out.

Axel took a towel (those are aggressive birdie nam-nams) and started chasing the birds one by one, trying to catch them so he could throw them up high enough for them to catch some air under their wings and fly away. What a sight! Axel, very pissed off in his robe and slippers, chasing crazy screaming brids running around for their lives screaming.

He managed to catch them and throw them up towards the sky. It was beautiful, I wanna throw birds up in the sky too!